Top 10 reasons to buy a DELL Laptop

1. I love trying to figure out if I am a Home Office or a Small Business. What if I am a large business run from my home? Yikes!!
2. I want to own technology that is at least 6 months out of date...it makes me feel safe. I think the world moves too fast. So I sure don't want my computer to move fast too.
3. I love a web site that requires seven pages of ordering to see my final price. I have nothing but time on my hands!
4. I enjoy having to fill out reams of paperwork to get the money I overpaid back in a rebate check.  There is nothing like the feeling you get when you have loaned $200 of your money to a corporate giant for three months  (Interest Free)
5. Paying so much extra for a laptop helps me to feel as if I have contributed to the economy.
6. I appreciate how hard I have to look around the DELL site just to see if the laptop has a USB port. DELL must figure that this weeds out the idiots from the rest of us. If I cant figure out were your specifications page is, then I am too dumb to own a DELL laptop to begin with. Keep that page buried, the strong will find it.
7. I like the fact that my technical support and customer service is redirected to the other side of the world. I like promoting a global economy.
8. Great idea selling my "on site" warranty service to the lowest bidder in my neighborhood. I think it is very nice you find work for the hardware technicians in my area that are not good enough to find work on their own. In addition, I like having this person in my house seeing all my other great toys. Maybe he can set the clock on my VCR for me.
9. DELL does not give me a free carry case. Good idea. That is also why I bought a car without rust proofing or bumpers.
10. I appreciate the fact DELL feels I only need free technical support for one year. Why would I want lifetime free support? You think I am an idiot or something?  If I need help after one year, well then I deserve to pay for it.

Would you like to add to our list of reasons to own a DELL? Can you think other other great reasons to add to this list? Email us at delltop10@mtechlaptops.com and if they fit the bill we may use them.  If they are REALLY good we may even send you a M-Tech T-Shirt.

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Everyone wants a hot laptop, but this is ridiculous. DELL laptop burst into flame

This word just in... If Angelina Jolee were a paid sponsor of M-Tech Laptops, she would say " M-Tech is better than DELL". However, we don't have the advertising budget to have her tell you that. So here is a word from Jerry a paid employee. " M-Tech is better than DELL" There you have it folks, indisputable proof that M-Tech is preferred over DELL.

Now that we think of it, Jerry has a kid. So in a way, every laptop you buy from M-Tech will be helping Jerry's Kid. Does DELL do that? We think not.

 

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